tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post1578552966234492137..comments2023-10-26T05:02:26.566-07:00Comments on Worst. Mama. Ever.: LunchLady Epiphanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05079046946352148577noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-78990493104097053012007-10-18T21:18:00.000-07:002007-10-18T21:18:00.000-07:00I always think of the hotdog incident when it come...I always think of the hotdog incident when it comes to choke-hazard food lessons from the Educational Food Monitors....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-8826654921320336942007-10-18T19:15:00.000-07:002007-10-18T19:15:00.000-07:00As the Reigning Queen of the Choking Hazard, I emp...As the Reigning Queen of the Choking Hazard, I empathize with the sort of squirmy, worried feeling that comes with the notice of Food Scrutiny from the educational arena and the many questions that must be running through your head:<BR/><BR/>Will showering and dressing like Donna Reed before packing school lunches each morning win any points with The Authority Having Jurisdiction (AHJ) when they show up to supervise the daily content of the brown paper sack?<BR/><BR/>Should I have the children already washed, dressed, and fed before the AHJ arrives? If so, would the AHJ notice if the kids were, say, embalmed? <BR/><BR/>Waffles, a Cupcake, and Blueberries make a fine meal in Webkinz World. Why not IRL?<BR/><BR/>Tune in next time for my probable incarceration by the Educational Food Monitors. Peanut butter, anyone?karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01015005627576368267noreply@blogger.com