tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post7139251864607440234..comments2023-10-26T05:02:26.566-07:00Comments on Worst. Mama. Ever.: A Worst Mama HaikuLady Epiphanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05079046946352148577noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-707959650875184142007-12-24T05:02:00.000-08:002007-12-24T05:02:00.000-08:00Santa comes tonight!I hope your shopping is done.D...Santa comes tonight!<BR/>I hope your shopping is done.<BR/>Don't want scarred children.<BR/><BR/>If they're like my kids, <BR/>they have toys they've forgotten.<BR/>Just wrap some of those.LMPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578391977784772580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-82572413574070129162007-12-21T21:58:00.000-08:002007-12-21T21:58:00.000-08:00they're not giftless...they have you :)they're not giftless...they have you :)Sister Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15998974041473005197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-40924885360748145542007-12-21T14:57:00.000-08:002007-12-21T14:57:00.000-08:00I taught my kids very early about "recycled" Chris...I taught my kids very early about "recycled" Chrismas (ask WME Karen, she lived it). Rule: The only gift you can give is one that has already been loved by someone. (I'm not sure when they figured out that rule stemmed from my being dead broke, but it appeared to work for years.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-18374662688388090512007-12-21T10:44:00.000-08:002007-12-21T10:44:00.000-08:00One cub is BrandonNo time with mom, he wants cloth...One cub is Brandon<BR/>No time with mom, he wants clothes.<BR/>Tomorrow...the mall.<BR/><BR/>With other thousands<BR/>frantic, desperate, like me<BR/>not to disappoint<BR/><BR/>And other cub Ben<BR/>Counting down days til Santa<BR/>No toys will bring tears<BR/><BR/>Tomorrow the crowds<BR/>I will fight until I drop<BR/>And then... mulled wine waitsChaotic Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16743049921159926147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-37715345745655168192007-12-21T09:50:00.000-08:002007-12-21T09:50:00.000-08:00knit yourself up, mumno time for breakdown todayal...knit yourself up, mum<BR/>no time for breakdown today<BR/>also, no real need<BR/><BR/>wrap baby a box<BR/>lots of bright ribbons and bows<BR/>hiding much-loved toy<BR/><BR/>give other cub time<BR/>an afternoon all alone<BR/>outing? food? Mama.<BR/><BR/>+2 WMP<BR/>one for each present-free kid<BR/>true gift is mom's lovekarenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01015005627576368267noreply@blogger.com