tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post7816708683692736398..comments2023-10-26T05:02:26.566-07:00Comments on Worst. Mama. Ever.: Mama Is a CriminalLady Epiphanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05079046946352148577noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-48894210999024938482008-02-26T05:01:00.000-08:002008-02-26T05:01:00.000-08:00-Marit, thank-you, thank-you, thank-you for that c...-Marit, thank-you, thank-you, thank-you for that comment. The image is one that will afford me a smile all day today, no doubt.<BR/><BR/>-Anonymous, I can respect a snarky comment, even if it makes me think "here is someone who has never hefted one of those God-awful car seats while trying to do anything else at all" but come on, why not log on with a name? Own it!LMPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578391977784772580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-76076310908049480492008-02-24T10:54:00.000-08:002008-02-24T10:54:00.000-08:00I live in Holland and used to race back and forth ...I live in Holland and used to race back and forth to school on my bicycle to pick up my daughter while clutching a piece of paper with my name, adres and husbands phone number on it, along with the message "baby sleeping in the house!". I always made it safely back and forth while my son was sleeping, but Oh, the agonies I suffered thinking of what might happen!Marithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00083577804369908856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-53176567825217972502008-02-22T19:58:00.000-08:002008-02-22T19:58:00.000-08:00"I'm hurt that I was doubted! :)"Oh, Paige. With ..."I'm hurt that I was doubted! :)"<BR/><BR/>Oh, Paige. With you all giddy happy new Mama-y with perfect beautiful wonderful happy baby who didn't cry once for even a millisecond until stuck with innoculations? You doubted we'd doubt your ability to turn into a REAL WME? Please. We have our standards and you, my dear, have been a serious threat to our reputation. Your recent points for this event (and for the snarky anonacomment) are a great move in the right direction. I applaud your efforts to become a worthy member of our group!<BR/><BR/>P.S. @anonymous: I triple-dog dare you to carry a baby in a carseat and a large hot pizza through the shop door single-handedly. Please keep in mind that putting your baby directly beneath that steaming pizza is a serious danger - if you tip the box and cover your baby in hot cheese, grease and sauce, you could disfigure him! Think Child Protective Services will show up at the hospital when you bring your kid in for second degree burns from your pizza?karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01015005627576368267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-49298199673385714842008-02-22T13:42:00.000-08:002008-02-22T13:42:00.000-08:00Anonymous: If I had carried him in the car seat, I...Anonymous: If I had carried him in the car seat, I wouldn't be on the points board for February. BTW. thanks for the snarky parenting advice...I got extra points for your agitation! :)<BR/><BR/>RTB: I have two slings, and Z adores them.*palhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06022235912076179960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-34730923450824232172008-02-22T13:23:00.000-08:002008-02-22T13:23:00.000-08:00*laughs out loud* there's always extra points for ...*laughs out loud* there's always extra points for snarky anonymous parenting comments...Go, Paige! You irk the Internets!Lady Epiphanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05079046946352148577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-53743601032000009052008-02-22T13:20:00.000-08:002008-02-22T13:20:00.000-08:00ooh, I second the point for leaving your child una...ooh, I second the point for leaving your child unattended in a car (and completely feel your guilt) and suggest a possible second point for inspiring anonymous to offer snarky parenting advice. <BR/><BR/>I do also highly recommend a sling - if Zane will sleep in a sling, you can have use of both arms for hours at a time!Round the Bendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00555051481289158893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-78815480004696493032008-02-22T12:28:00.000-08:002008-02-22T12:28:00.000-08:00Have you thought of taking the car seat/carrier in...Have you thought of taking the car seat/carrier inside with you? That's why it has a handle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-13772211042730450002008-02-22T10:28:00.000-08:002008-02-22T10:28:00.000-08:00Seriously this is one thing that drives me crazy t...Seriously this is one thing that drives me crazy too! How am I supposed to run into the pizza place and pick up the pizza I've already paid for and is sitting on the counter, if I have to also carry my child plus the pizza and open the doors?! I'm always swearing at the stupid people that ruin it for everybody else!Spencer Familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13077833574202103378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-67861733347444680332008-02-22T08:27:00.000-08:002008-02-22T08:27:00.000-08:00I'm hurt that I was doubted! :)I'm hurt that I was doubted! :)*palhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06022235912076179960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-83415357412042507302008-02-22T06:28:00.000-08:002008-02-22T06:28:00.000-08:00Did you know that back in the 50's mamas would lea...Did you know that back in the 50's mamas would leave their babies in their carriages outside the store when they went shopping, like a baby parking lot? Right here in big bad NYC. It's true, my aunt used to do it.The Plaid Sheephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05043699886395822626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-55790790683817556982008-02-22T05:50:00.000-08:002008-02-22T05:50:00.000-08:00Oh, Paige, I should never have doubted you. I conc...Oh, Paige, I should never have doubted you. I concur with a point for the car shuffle.Lady Epiphanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05079046946352148577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4201577030379856589.post-2110721883185581762008-02-22T05:11:00.000-08:002008-02-22T05:11:00.000-08:00First, that coins on top of paper money bit is one...First, that coins on top of paper money bit is one of my greatest pet peeves and if I ever snap (I'm certain I will one day) the unfortunate soul who gives me my change that way, causing the coinage to fall all over the place, will be the first one I mow down.<BR/><BR/>Next, In Georgia I'm told it's actually a felony to leave a child unattended in a car for even a millisecond, you Floridians are softies. Still, +1 WME point for your brazenness...and in a hot state, too!LMPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578391977784772580noreply@blogger.com