I can honestly say that, as a couple, The Man and I's disagreements only get to the yelling/crying point about once a year. Today was that day. Cause nothing says "Happy 5th Birthday, Kid!" like the sound of your parents screaming and slamming doors.
Sorry, Boo. We suck.
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4 comments:
+1 for screaming and slamming doors, and +2 for it happening on your kid's 5th bday. I hope you all are feeling better now. xo
We are. The Man and I never seem to be able to stay mad at each other. By the time he got back from his errand we were all made-up. But I may feel guilty for life for the "worry and horror" look on Ben's face today. I guess one thing about not yelling at each other much is they kind of freak out when you do it. I don't know why. I yell at them all the time. :)
Totally +1 for having screaming match on the little ones b-day!
I don't know, seeing that people can vehemently disagree and still love each other might be too good a lesson to garner points...but I guess I'll give it to you since it was on his birthday.
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