"What did you do wrong?""I eated a marker."
"I have to take your picture..."
"Okay." She said stoically, and posed for the mug shot.
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3 comments:
+1 WMP for e-mailing digital shots to the big guy. Nothing like a little immediate upbraiding to really get you into the Christmas spirit!
"What ELSE did you do wrong?"
"I failed to properly conjugate my verb."
Man, 2-year-olds and their poor grammar, I tell ya...
Oh all those e-mail Santa gets this time of year. Have you got an Elf on a Shelf?
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