Sunday, June 8, 2008

Keynote From This Morning's Address

"FINE. Keep as many pairs of decrepit shoes as you like, as long as you put them away - where they belong - on your own. If *I* find them out while not on your feet, *I* will put them away in the trash."

My guess is that we'll be down to only the pairs of shoes of which I approve within the week.

1 comment:

Round the Bend said...

We do that too, with McDonald's toys.

"That toy is not safe for your little brother. It needs to stay in your room or I will throw it out without warning or negotiation."

So far, I think he's managed to hold on to two Happy Meal toys in about three years.