Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Things Only A Mother Would (Has To) Say

"Did you wipe? Good, then wash your hands and stop talking about poop so loudly in the downstairs hall."

"See? There was a very good reason we taught you not to poke others in the butt."

"Regardless of what he said tonight, I don't think it's a good idea for you to wake Daddy at 4:30am to get your bath going."

"Call me the Minister of Squashing Brilliant Ideas...we are NOT calling the kitten 'Mike Wazowski'.

5 comments:

Crystal said...

MIKE WAZOWSKI for a cat name, that is absolutely hilarious.

Farrell and Marilyn Barlow said...

I'm the mother of eight and now watching them be "bad parents" I have to laugh at how many memories all the stories bring back of our toddler days. I must say though -- You are all better mothers than we were! Keep on working on that training to be the best mom. the training never ends but you always have the excuse for your kids that you are in training.

Jenna said...

I love this blog! :-) That said, I have to agree with crystal, Mike Wazowski is a great name for a cat. (This coming from a girl whose cats growing up were all named after a food item...)

Spice Girl said...

Oh my gosh, I've got tears in my eyes from laughing at a kitten named Mike Wazowski. Hah!

Cathy said...

I love the name Mike Wazowski for a cat name. it's adorable...and a little "different"