"Oh, nice picture. Are you taking a nap on your 100th birthday?"
"No, Mom. I'm dead."
At this point, I'm just waiting for that phone call.
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9 comments:
Ross answered the same way! He drew himself in a coffin, with flowers growing out of his stomach. As a measure of what a poop his teacher was that year, she didn't find it funny in the least.
Ok I rarely comment but I seriously have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. Oh my goodness I needed that laugh.
LOL! We've done the 100th day of school thing, but I can't imagine anyone actually assigning this task.
I LUUURRVE the dead child picture! +1 WMP if you actually talk to the teacher about this and point out how stupid the question is...
thoughtful kids! to think that way already is amazing! hey, 100 seems a heck of a long ways away when you're under 10!
ha, ha, ha, ha! This is so funny!
wow! Let me have abstract thoughts--after after 100 yrs.
kris, from NEPAL (Mt. Everest)
Troy, AL
kris.bista@gmail.com
That is absolutely hilarious!
Oh my gosh, you have to hold on to that one! It just goes to show you that children really are the best entertainment!
Have a blessed day~~Kelley
toooo funny
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