You can't see much of the Bumbo here, but if you look closely you can see Sarah's wearing her "Daddy drinks because I cry" onesie and yes, she's up on the kitchen counter.
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3 comments:
If I'm being honest, you've thoroughly phoned this one in. I nominate you for the worst worst mama ever post of the month. You and I are family and, knowing as I do just how rich you are in parental negligence and incompetence, I can only call this a lazy effort. Ptewee.
I can't even phone this one in - we never had a Bumbo. I don't even think they made Bumbo when my kids would have fit in one (which, in Lars' case, would be never, although there's a pretty good chance Ross might still fit). Man, do I suddenly feel old.
Don't feel bad, Karen, the Bumbos weren't invented until after I had Kate (2004). Also, they kind of suck. Sarah was constantly wriggling out of hers and, because it was always placed at a height, nearly falling to her death.
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