The place: Men's room in a rest stop outside Albany.
The time: Just now.
The action: Ross, done ahead of his brother & dad, takes a seat on a comfy-looking "egg chair" conveniently hanging off the wall. Daddy freaks. Whisks confused child out to car for a quick change. Upon return to the table, Mama asks what happened. Daddy, horrified, explains. Mama? Laughs hysterically. Can't stop. Fondly remembers that time in the bathroom in Grand Central Station when same kid licked the sink. Laughs some more. No worries - I'll just rinse him in bleach later.
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Wait, an egg chair? A Urinal? The kid sat in a urinal? I LOVE this website.
hahahahahahahahahah...oh my gosh i love it!!!!
oh no...we missed you!!! I'm so sorry!!!
Love it!!!!
I can't give you points for this unless he also ate some of the "cake".
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