Monday, September 24, 2007
Full Moon at Target
Friday night I took the kiddos for their usual "special" night of CiCi's pizza, sweets & candy, then Target for a movie. At this point in time one would assume that I have a diaper bag with me. Maybe even the wipe box and a spare pull-up...but not to disappoint, I have nothing. At this point not usually a problem except when your two year olds pull-up has a ripped side and front full of pee. And you are in Target. And the kiddos are running around like maniacs all hopped up on sugar. Are you getting the picture yet??? So, there I am standing in the middle of the main aisle in the grocery section of Target, looking left I see Kyle running to the back of the store, looking to my right is Todd coming full tilt out of the sub aisle to the main aisle to follow his brother in a very bizarre version of tag your it. All of a sudden, Todd skids to a stop looks down, looks up, giggles and says "pants fall down." Oh yeah...his pull-up and shorts have completely fallen to the floor. There is no hope. The dang thing is ripped and loaded down. He proceeds to "moon" everyone at least 3 more times as I think the stupid thing will stay put if he just walks instead of runs. No such luck. I think this may be one of my quickest trips ever to Target. At least he did not have to go to potty in the car on the way home.