While standing outside the fence of a great hole dug by an excavator in a gated neighborhood lot, her friends' father asks why there is a hole there.
Child 1: It's going to be a swimming pool!
Child 2: It's going to be a basement for a building.
Your child: It's going to be a place to bury a lot of dead people.
Uh, yeah, it was MY child who offered mass grave as a solution, what of it?! We live in Jersey.
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woops..sorry or the deleted comment...nursing baby kicked key board, not sure what happened! That's really funny. I wonder where they get this stuff?
What color do you suppose the Anti-Lauren's-Leadership armbands will be? How about the Support-Lauren's-Leadership ones? You only get a WMP here if you managed not to look horrified or choke right after she said it...and you'll really deserve the point if you actually looked proud!
This was so hillarious, I actually read it outload to my husband. I think you only get a point if you can if you can somehow take credit for the mass grave comment. Like have you having family bonding while watching Poltergeist or something?
1 pt. if lauren picked up the idea from watching the godfather series with you....2 pts. if it was way after bedtime? :)
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