Lars? Walking to the bus with one arm in his jacket, backpack slung over the other arm, clutching his shoes to his chest. I think this balances the nice, healthy breakfast he had on Zero Nutrition Thursday.
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A point for you for zero nutrition Thursday. Well done.
I'm not sure I can agree with a point for ZNT. It's a way of life around here...not a point-earning device. Check my original post, wherein ZNT was created.
I concur with Paige, no points for ZNT, but agree with KSN that you get 1 WMP - for the shoeless, coatless dash to the school bus.
I'll give you 2 more points if he gets frostbite!
Lars actually had a healthy breakfast today, which I was feeling bad about, considering it's ZNT. I felt a little better when he balanced all that nutrition out with the sock feet. It was sort of a grammar school walk of shame!
No frostbite. It's chilly here but all the really bad weather is (amusingly) down in Atlanta with the southern members of our team.
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