Saturday, October 6, 2007

Are you a WME point candidate if:

...a baby who doesn't belong to you decides to use your cat dishes as a snack-bar-cum-splash-pool and you let her?

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a baby who doesn't belong to you poops on your kitchen floor, seizes the moment to make off with an open can of beer while you and her mother are distracted wiping up the floor and then, when you notice the baby has captured the beer, you laugh while her mother gets out the camera? (Note: the baby was, at the time, dumping the beer out into the tide pool previously created from the cat's water dish)

...you(r husband) buy(s) silence with cookies, even when none of the children in attendance really ate a good dinner?

...you use a third-party child to send threatening messages (along the lines of "ask again and you're all going to bed") to your own kin?

...you cook up a plot to feed your collective children little but cabbage and apple cider for a day and a half before sending them all to an overnight in the home of an evil in-law?

4 comments:

Grandmoo said...

You should win. I always knew you would! This is a proud day!

Missy said...

Sounds like you had a complete weekend, and that was only Saturday!

*pab said...

You win! I'm awestruck, and quite impressed!

sister k said...

when you guys return to blog, you return with the best! LOLOLOL...