Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday...
Twelve of us Mamas make up Worst. Mama. Ever., an informal competition to entertain those of you out there also aspiring to get through this chaotic mess of trying to raise small people.
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5 comments:
Never ever before have I turned a phrase that caught like wildfire...I am ETERNALLY heartened that you girls are down with my ZNT!
I did my part. I ate half a dozen cookies this afternoon while waiting for the call from Shane's surgeon (he had knee reconstruction today.) And some pretzles, and some teddy grahams (because I really wanted chocolate and we didn't have any). I was nervous about the surgery.
Stress
It helps me accomplish my ZNT goals.
ZNT for me:
* one very large, very caffeinated, full-fat latte
* a smushy-fatty-creamcheesy-sugary pumpkin muffin
* approximately 9 oz (out of a possible 12.70 oz) Peanut Butter M&M's
* 16 oz ginger ale
* 20 oz water (does that count against?)
* a few more PBMMs
* dinner (it was all for show - chris made it and I couldn't NOT eat it in front of the kids)
* a beer
* ice cream
Wow Karen. Way to work the ZNT! You rock.
You must lose. I hear almonds are healthful.
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