Saturday, October 20, 2007
Lightbulb
"Mama, I can't find my string with the cork on it."
"The one you left on the floor? I threw it out."
"Mama! That was mine!"
"It was on the floor, where it didn't belong. I threw it out."
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"Mama, have you seen my Haunter Pokémon card?"
"There was a Haunter card on the floor in the hall this morning. I threw it out."
"Mama! It wasn't trash!"
"It was on the floor and I watched you walk over it at least twice with no more regard for it than if it was trash. I threw it out."
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"MAMA! What are you DOING?"
"I'm about to pick up these toys off the floor."
"NO! I'll do it! Right now! Not you!"
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Join me in a two-finger victory dance, anyone?
"The one you left on the floor? I threw it out."
"Mama! That was mine!"
"It was on the floor, where it didn't belong. I threw it out."
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"Mama, have you seen my Haunter Pokémon card?"
"There was a Haunter card on the floor in the hall this morning. I threw it out."
"Mama! It wasn't trash!"
"It was on the floor and I watched you walk over it at least twice with no more regard for it than if it was trash. I threw it out."
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"MAMA! What are you DOING?"
"I'm about to pick up these toys off the floor."
"NO! I'll do it! Right now! Not you!"
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Join me in a two-finger victory dance, anyone?
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4 comments:
Oh I am totally doing the Victory Dance with you. That is awesome.
NOW you're a good mom. I rest my case!
Score one for aversion therapy.
Yeah, this was a good lesson. No points for you.
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