"MAMA! Ross is gonna hit me!"
"So move away from him."
"I CAN'T! I have to hit him first!"
"Well, then, get in there! Deserve what you're about to get!"
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Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday...
Worst Mama Standings
Ashley 3
Lisa 3
Epiphany 2
Frauke 2
Ginger 2
Round 2
Jen 1
Joy 1
Karen 1
Paige 1
Lisa 3
Epiphany 2
Frauke 2
Ginger 2
Round 2
Jen 1
Joy 1
Karen 1
Paige 1
Worst.Mama.Ever.
Twelve of us Mamas make up Worst. Mama. Ever., an informal competition to entertain those of you out there also aspiring to get through this chaotic mess of trying to raise small people.
What you should know about this blog:
I know this might seem obvious, but this blog is above all a humor blog. Don't take what we say too seriously because we certainly don't.
Your comments are welcome as long as they're polite. We reserve the right to delete comments that aren't polite, use inappropriate language, or advertise products.
Although you may comment about how our Worst Mama Points are distributed, scoring is limited to blog authors.
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Worst Mama Hall of Shame
Ashley - July's Winner
Round the Bend - May/June's Winner
Joy - April's Winner
Karen - March's Winner
Round the Bend - February's Winner
Marianne - January's Winner
Joy and Paige - December's Winners
Karen - November's Winner
Karen - October's Winner
Joy - September's Winner
Epiphany - August's Winner
Joy - July's Winner
Round the Bend - May/June's Winner
Joy - April's Winner
Karen - March's Winner
Round the Bend - February's Winner
Marianne - January's Winner
Joy and Paige - December's Winners
Karen - November's Winner
Karen - October's Winner
Joy - September's Winner
Epiphany - August's Winner
Joy - July's Winner
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- More proof
- My bid
- Under Wear?
- The Milk of Human Kindness
- None of the Pleasure, Double the Guilt
- Living in Squalor
- Bossy, Bossy Child
- Administrative note
- The criticism continues.
- Hey all! Thanks for the invite to the Worst. Mama...
- Ben joins his siblings in the case against me.
- I Haven't Even Yet Begun to Fight
- Scary clowns - the fatigued mama's best friend
- Begins where?
- Brownie Mix
- Confession
- De-Fault, the two sweetest words in the English la...
- Sent off to camp
- And the vacation ends with a bang
- Abandoning My Post
- But when he was bad he was horrid
- Points for Daddy
- All childcare and no sleep make Lisa a mean mama
- I just don't wanna hear it
- Throwing out other children's toys
- Denied
- The bonus of humidity
- An Actual Point
- Does cheating at the WME make me a worse mama?
- And the winner is...
- Brotherly Love
- Shopping with Allison
- Leading by example
- Bzzt
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1 comment:
Ha! Laughing and laughing over here. 1 point for you for encouraging sibling abuse.
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