- You'll expose a mall full of people, including mall Santa, to a contagious, virus-shedding toddler.
- You'll bring your miserable, sick toddler to the mall.
- You'll force her to sit on
Santasome strange guy's lap.
- You'll make the sisters wear complementary colors.
- You'll make them wear brown because in 15 years they'll look back at these and say, "Chocolate and celery?! Seriously, Mom, you have such awful taste."
- You'll stand behind the photographer and make her take 3 shots because your toddler is freaking out to be in a stranger's lap while making funny faces at your toddler to get her to stop crying.